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Me SMASH! an evil experiment designed to prove humans are in fact not logical.

My spam comment filter caught the below comment. I think someone’s having issues with their universal translator again:

“I adore what you men are always up too. Such clever function and reporting! Maintain up the excellent works men I’ve added you men to my blogroll, Cheers.”

It reads like someone wrote it in Russian then translated it into Tongan and then again to English. Or it’s a Christopher Walken quote…silly Mr. Walken.

Friar YamFu

After driving home from watching The Kunfu Kid (A.K.A. The Karate Kid which is what the original should have been tittled but whatever.) I believe I may have learned something new from my sons. They explained to me what it meant to be ‘corn-dogged’ and ‘hot-dogged’. So…yeah, I’ve heard of hot-dogging but never being hot-dogged much less corn-dogged. *shudder* And I’m still not sure what it means to be ‘cheese-slapped’. Maybe I am too old to learn something new?

Friar YamFu

My wife and I feel strongly that our kids should connect with our past so we’ve been having them watch some classic movies from our generation. Subtext; we are torturing them with 70′s, 80,s and 90s movies. So far they’ve seen the Indiana Jones Trilogy (My reality is firmly rooted in the understanding that there is an Indiana Jones Trilogy. Anything involving that Transformers kid must be a spoof and therefor isn’t part of the trilogy. My sanity depends on this so I’m counting on all of you.), The Goonies, both Ghost Busters films, Tron, Cloak and Dagger, The Sandlot, The Karate Kid Trilogy, A Christmas Story, E.T., Flight of the Navigator, both Star Wars Trilogies and a few others.

Up and coming movies; The Back To The Future Trilogy, Big, Stand By Me (for our eldest), The Burbs, The Last Star Fighter and much more…especially as our boys get older. There’s Rambo and Jaws and oh so many more.

Friar YamFu

It’s Wear A Kilt To Work Day…for me anyway. The authentic Wear A Kilt To Work Day is April 6th or something like that.

Friar YamFu

I received an email today titled, ‘YOUR E-MAIL ID HAS WON £5OO,OOO.OO’. What the HELL? I’ve been working my ass off for years and all my e-mail address has to do to win £5OO,OOO.OO is send and receive email. Sonova…

Stupid email…pain in me hole.

Friar YamFu

Good bye, George.

Thank you for rebuilding the team I love and my kids love. You did ha hell of a job maintaining the integrity, history and prestige of our beloved franchise. You did it in style.

Friar YamFu

This is a photo of my two youngest sons driving the bumper cars during a recent beach trip. I’m really glad they have a while before they start to drive on the streets.

Don't Drive Angry

Friar YamFu

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